this is basically a narration of my life. like it? glad its entertaining. dont like it? glad its not yours.
awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 

awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

I have a wife, and 3 children

3 Children. 

(Source: soyunalbondiga, via falsefireurchin)

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1 day ago

kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

(via outrights)

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Posted
4 days ago

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via outrights)

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Posted
4 days ago

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via driveshaftgroupie)

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4 days ago

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

image

and

image

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

(via retiredjesus)

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Posted
4 days ago
lesyeuxdelours:

littlelimpstiff14u2:

Antarctica from space

No fucking way. Fuck that shit. 

lesyeuxdelours:

littlelimpstiff14u2:

Antarctica from space

No fucking way. Fuck that shit. 

(Source: flickr.com, via justin-steven)

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Posted
4 days ago
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