this is basically a narration of my life. like it? glad its entertaining. dont like it? glad its not yours.

I’m not supposed to be some kind of Olympic runner. When my parents saw the movie for the first time, they were just like, ‘Oh my God, how are you standing?’ It was a blur – I just did a lot of sprinting.

(Source: angrywtf, via princehomo)

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countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(Source: dy1anobrien, via haughmosexual)

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gillasue345:

Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sam didn’t say “Are you into Dick now?” He said “Are you strictly into Dick now?” And boy if that one word doesn’t make all the difference in the world. 

(via boobaddon)

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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

princessmaru:

onlylolgifs:

How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener

half laughing at the dogs, half laughing at the words ‘levitating wiener’

Noah wants no part of this witchcraft.

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