When normality fails you...

this is basically a narration of this bitchy gay mans life. like it? glad its entertaining. dont like it? glad its not yours.

hipssway-lipslie:

obviously-bored:

gosiowo:

painstiels:

[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]

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I’m so sorry.

quick, Leo, catch one

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(via crosseyedzebras)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via spill-the-tea)

rabioheab:

what do you mean “because i’m hot” isn’t an acceptable reason to ask for a 50,000 dollar loan

(via slydigger)

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(via crosseyedzebras)

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via stinkyqueef)

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

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mister-sullivan:

oh my perfect.

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colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

(via driveshaftgroupie)

supernaturalapocalypse:

thesupertardisdetective:

I love how the supernatural fandom is basically going crazy over a man shopping

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(via slendrewman)

govinduhh:

can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie 

(via itssupernaturalbitch)