this is basically a narration of my life. like it? glad its entertaining. dont like it? glad its not yours.

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

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copyrlght:

when your mom asks you to clean your roomimage

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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littleredpartydress:

iconic

gaga literally pours water on her head and still manages to make headlines

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kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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