this is basically a narration of my life. like it? glad its entertaining. dont like it? glad its not yours.

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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forthewinoswin:

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

and now, the weather

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Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

(Source: gifcraft, via hi)

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neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

(Source: shoulderblades, via hi)

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